The Couple Report

You know how much you love them. But do you know how they need to be loved?

Two birth charts. One relationship. A personal book about how the two of you love, talk, clash and grow, made from both of your birth details. You never need to know any astrology to read it.

Launch price until 15 November: 50% off$24.99The full price is $49.99. From 16 November it is $29.99.Both editions and your 2027 calendar file included
The Couple Report cover, then the same inside page in its five colours: Ivory, Midnight, Rose, Plum and Noir

Sample pages made with fictional birth data. Every colour holds the same report; only the look changes.

You know their coffee order. The song that makes them smile.

But do you know why they go quiet in the middle of an argument? Why the thing that feels romantic to you lands as ordinary to them? Why you can feel completely in sync one evening and miles apart the next?

Your relationship has patterns. Your two birth charts are a way to see them, in plain words, with something to try.

Everything you would look for in a compatibility report

All of it is in yours, read for the two of you.

  • Your compatibility score, with every contact behind it shown
  • Sun, Moon, Venus and Mars compatibility for both of you
  • Both of your full birth charts
  • Synastry: every contact between your two charts
  • Your composite chart: the relationship's own chart
  • House overlays: where you land in each other's lives
  • Emotional needs and what makes each of you feel safe
  • Chemistry, attraction and closeness
  • How you talk, listen and argue
  • Trust, commitment and the pace of it
  • Home, family, money and work together
  • Strengths to protect and the friction to work with
Ask one question

Get an answer written for the two of you

When you order, ask anything in your own words. "Why do we argue about small plans more than big things?" "Why does one of us pull away when the other needs closeness?"

Your answer gets its own page. It answers your question in the first sentence, names the contacts between your charts behind it and ends with a question for the two of you to talk about. Included in the launch offer.

What you discover about the two of you

How each of you needs to be loved

A page for each of you, written for the other to keep: what draws them, what makes them feel safe and what to say when it matters.

Why you keep having the same argument

Your most familiar friction in your own signs, what each of you is really asking for and the words that help you find each other again.

What makes your chemistry yours

Venus, Mars and the Moon across both charts: what feels natural, what sparks and what deserves more care.

Your life together, part by part

Eleven parts of your shared life, each on its own page, from romance and trust to home, money and work.

Two skies you have never seen

The real sky over each of your birthplaces at the minute you were born, and the sky on the day you met.

Your score, with its working shown

Heart, Spark, Mind and Rhythm, with every contact behind them. The same score as our free compatibility check.

Your 2027 together

The year's eclipses and slow planets placed in both of your charts, a question for each month and a calendar file for your phone.

Your rituals

A pause word you agree on together, a monthly check-in, conversation questions and small acts of care.

More than a compatibility report

How The Couple Report compares with a typical compatibility report.

FeatureThe Couple ReportTypical report
Both birth charts, synastry, house overlays and composite chartIncluded
Your score with every contact behind it shownOften a bare number
Your own question answered on its own pageUsually not
A page for each of you on how to love the otherUsually not
Word-for-word repair lines for your familiar argumentRarely
A plain-words explanation beside every resultDense text
The real sky at each birth and on the day you metUsually not
Your 2027 together, with a question each month and a phone calendar fileUsually not
Rituals, a monthly check-in and conversation questionsUsually not
Two editions: Guided and EssentialsUsually one
Both names and your own note on the coverUsually not

Zodiac sign compatibility or a Couple Report?

Zodiac sign compatibility compares two Sun signs, the signs most people know as their star sign. There are 78 possible pairings, so it describes every couple who share those two signs. It is a good first look, and you can read every pairing free in our sign compatibility guides.

A Couple Report reads both of your full birth charts, worked out from your birth dates, times and places. That adds the Moon, Venus, Mars and rising sign of each of you, every contact between your two charts (synastry), where each of you falls in the other's chart (house overlays) and the chart of the relationship itself (the composite chart). This is why two couples with the same Sun signs get different reports.

Want a taste first? Our free compatibility check works out the same score from both birth charts and shows your strongest contacts. The Couple Report reads all of it, explained beside each result.

Two editions in every order

The Guided Edition

About 110 pages

Every result faces a page that explains it in plain words, so you never need to know astrology.

The Essentials Edition

About 70 pages

The same results with a short note on each, for a quicker read together.

Read it together on a tablet, or print it double-sided and it reads like a book.

Imagine reading it together

You reach the page about how one of you handles conflict. Your partner looks up and says:

"That's exactly what I've been trying to tell you."

And suddenly you are having the conversation you never quite knew how to start. It won't tell you whether you are meant to be. It helps you understand the relationship you are already building.

A gift about both of you

For an anniversary, Christmas, Valentine's Day or just because. Both names and your own note on the cover. The hard pages blame no one, so it is a safe gift to give.

Our promise

If anything in your report isn't right, just reply to your delivery email. Entered a birth date, time or place wrong? We will remake it free within 30 days. A mistake on our side? We will put it right, or refund you in full if we can't.

How it works

  1. 1

    Enter both birth dates, times and places, ask your question and pick your colour.

  2. 2

    Check every detail on one page, then pay securely through our checkout partner, Dodo Payments.

  3. 3

    Within 24 to 48 hours, private links to your two PDFs and your 2027 calendar file arrive by email.

Quick answers

Do we need to know astrology?

No. Every result in the Guided Edition faces a page that explains it in plain words.

What if we don't know a birth time?

Leave it blank. The report tells you which parts need it, and the rest is read in full.

Will the hard pages upset my partner?

No one is blamed. Each page names what both of you need and gives each of you something to say or try.

Does it predict our future?

No. It is a map of the two of you for reflection and conversation, not a verdict.

Is it the same score as your free check?

Yes. The same calculation, with every contact behind it shown.

How is it different from zodiac sign compatibility?

Sign compatibility compares two Sun signs, so it describes every couple with those signs. The Couple Report reads both full birth charts from dates, times and places: synastry, house overlays and the composite chart, so it is about the two of you.

What do you do with our birth details?

We use them only to make your report and delete them 30 days after delivery. We never sell or share them.

Is anything printed and posted?

No. You get two PDFs and a calendar file by email. Print them at home if you like.

Make your report

It is worked out from when and where you were both born. Use the first names you go by: they are printed on the cover. You check everything on the next step before paying.

You

Local time where you were born, in 24-hour format (2:30 pm is 14:30).

Your partner

Local time where you were born, in 24-hour format (2:30 pm is 14:30).

Colour

Same price for every colour, and both editions come in it. Ivory is chosen unless you pick another.

It gets its own page. 280 characters left.

With both, your report shows the real sky over that city on the day you met.

LAUNCH gives you the launch price, $24.99 (50% off) until 15 November. Got a code by email? Put it here instead: one code per order.

We use your details only to make your report. We delete them 30 days after delivery, which leaves time to fix a typo and send you a corrected copy. We never sell or share them.

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